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1.20.2009

Dog 4 Sale!

Okay, so I'm kidding; I wish! We have this dog named Bear who is not so much fun to live with.

Meet Bear Bear; the dog..............


These are his selling points if you're interested in having him for a week:

1. He can tear holes in your clothes (see Les' long underwear below - this happened last night). He has torn up my clothes too and we caged him for several months until he started causing problems in there too.

2. He can jump through your windows and tear the screens - he's only done this to us 2 TIMES!

3. He will tear up the carpet if you leave him inside for a few minutes:

4. He will tear or I mean SHRED your curtains if left alone also in the house - don't have a picture for that, but he did a great job, believe me. At least I got to do what I wanted to the curtains and that was to shorten them!!!! So, this was a positive thing for me. ;)

5. He will tear the blinds up and leave blood all over them, yes, this has happened, but before we were married.

He has many more positive attributes very similar to the ones listed above; just let me know if you would like to know them.

In conclusion, does anyone want him - I mean, he's a great dog and I think that you'll be just as happy with him as we have been!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha

7 comments:

Dori said...

Sounds like Bear is bored and needs a job...

Anonymous said...

Hey Kim-
Not sure if you've seen the movie, or read the book, Marley and Me. It's like Bear and Marley might have been brothers! Hope you find him a home! ;) -Audrey-

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAAAAA! You poor thing! I had no clue he was this way. Sounds like a different form of Baylor. Hope things work out for yall! Love ya and hope to see you soon!

Amy said...

Oh! Oh! I'll take him! I'll take him!

Les and Kimberly said...

hahahaha........I think that you're next in line in the family to take him, right?! ;)

Amy said...

Uh... No... I was gonna say - send him back to where he came from! PA here I come!

Anonymous said...

Can't wait to see the new 3D pics of that sweet baby boy!!!! Love ya!