84 Year-Old Bride..........sooo funny!!!

The 84 Year-Old Bride

The local news station was interviewing an 84 year-old bride because she had just gotten married - for the 4th time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 84, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered. "Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her is she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first 3 husbands and what they did for a living.

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.

After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she first married a banker when she was in her early 20's; then a circus ringmaster in her 40's; later on a preacher in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married 4 men with such diverse careers?

"Easy, son," she smiled. "I married 1 for the money....2 for the show.....3 to get ready...and 4 to go!"